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Whew! The Enzee Universe this year was quite an experience.

 

I would like to offer my sincerest thanks to all of you who attended the Best Practices session held in marathon-form on Monday before the keynote. Over 300 people signed up, and many of you arrived the evening before, and at the end of the session, you were still there!

 

Afterwards we took a checkpoint and then added more material to the powerpoint presentations that we used during the sessions, and these will be added to the content of the Enzee Universe downloads for those who attended.


Some of you also asked me about the music selections we played at the intro and during the breaks. These were selected in terms of "Your Theme Songs", because some of them were from superhero movies, and some from action-adventure flicks. Here they are, in no particular order, the tune, origin and reason for selection:

 

Theme from "The Incredibles" - because we come from a family (The Enzee Universe) of mult-talented superstars

Theme from "Batman/The Dark Knight" - because sometimes we have to work in a thankless role (however personally rewarding, with high-tech toys)

Theme from "Superman" - because to competitors, Netezza is like Kryptonite, and to the rest of us, it solves World Problems and makes us look good without having to wear our underwear on the outside

Theme from "Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron" - surging music for those who entered the frontier on a Mustang

Theme from "Surf's Up" - probably enough said, here

Theme from "Mission Impossible" - a congenially offered rebuttal to those naysayers who say it can't be done

Theme from "James Bond" - because he, like many of you, is an MTBA - That's Multi-Talented Bad A**

Herbie Hancock - Rockit - because that's what you do

 

I would also like to thank Netezza for the opportunity to share these ideas, many of which I have gathered over the course of my Netezza derring-do from people just like you, so some of the information is what-is-practiced in the field, and some of it is idea-works that we have re-synthesized into practices that seem work well as a sort of "adaptive composite". The objective of course is to share with you what others are doing, to enrich your base of ideas, but are certainly not hard-and-fast rules. The Netezza appliance is one that unlocks creativity, harnessing it for the Good of All Mankind. So guidelines and practices give us more critical mass to solve problems.

 

Likewise I would like to thank Netezza for the Enzee Community Voice Award presented to me on Tuesday night at the Gala, in recognition for being such a vocal supporter. But my words then apply as now "The people and the product create a synergy that's like electric current. I love interacting with the Enzee Community, and being a part of it".

 

I also noted that a larger number of independent consultant/contractors were present on this go-round. In the best practices sessions, there are a wide range of professionals, from those who are Netezza customers, to consultants working for firms, independent consultants, analysts and the like. The Enzee Universe has various video screens constantly running slow-motion surfing videos in keeping with the TwinFin Theme. One day you might be lookin' at that guy on the wave, thinkin' about the Twinfin and wondering if you're on the wave, or just watching it pass.

 

As with all professions, you might be in the zone where your project is just ending, or is about to, and you're wondering about the next great thing. And as you know, I'm always on the hunt for bright architects and engineers, especially in this economy, so if any of you independent types are looking for an opportunity, give me a shout. I also extend the invitation to anyone else who is reading, with the qualified apology that I am not lurking at the doorways to steal away your company's valuable resources. But I have seen in the past that some bright folks find themselves tapping a pencil on their desk, coming down from the exhilaration of a Netezza 'experience" and wishing for more. I can say - the work is out there. I'm often in contact with people who need someone just like you - hooked on the technology. Hey, who isn't?

 

Finally I offer a simple salutation to everyone who "gathered round the grill" this past week, sampled the wares, wishes and whatcha-ma-callits of the various vendors, trainers and speakers, and came away enriched and enabled to dream a little stronger, solve a little simpler, and crush those waves with the shredding confidence of parallel power. So I'll either see you in your natural habitat, interact with you here, or catch up with you in person when the Enzee Universe cranks up another adventure.

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I know some of you are wondering if I have "gone dark" or something. But hey, there a conference comin' up and I'm on the hot seat!

 

Much of what will be discussed, I could (and may) post here eventually, but for now it's time to burn this stuff into the presentations so all of us have a productive meeting on Day One.

 

Now some of you have also fired off to me some interesting requests for the discussion, most of which I agree with so we'll definitely make room for it. In the end, the whole of the best practice session is not really for you to hear me prattle on about derring-do - although I do have tales to tell - but more to gather the tales that you have to tell, so that all of us are better for when we return to our respective machines.

 

One of the requests is a deeper dive into the Ten Rules of Large Scale Data Processing that I added to Netezza Underground. We could probably spend all day on that stuff - because it can go really deep, like outta-hand deep on some of them. Not to worry, as I am a highly trained professional moderator and promise to keep you on track.

 

Also note that on Day Two there is a special session on TwinFin migration, with some emphasis on Netezza-To-Netezza migrations since some of us are in the middle of these kinds of conversions. I think this will be especially productive if some of the Enzees (that would be you) are present (and not shy!) so that the attendees can wrap their heads around the overall process and what to expect.So that's another invitation to not only bring your notepad, but your notebook (the one that you use for design sessions) and give us a little non-proprietary insight on how you conquered the world (or at least, your corner of it).

 

Not so strangely, the overall, high-level methodology for moving from an older Netezza to a Twinfin does not change (compared to moving from say, Oracle to a Twinfin), but the challenges can be multivariant. It is these challenges, nuances and subtlties that make life fun - so bring some of them with you! We'd like to hear the adventure.

 

And yes, the rumors are true. I have come under intense pressure to publish yet another Netezza book, and this was evident and underway as of last Fall. The real problem is in deciding what goes into the book and what should be left out - but the left-out stuff is valuable too. I think the consensus now is that the content needs to be divided into two books, and publish them both in a rapid fashion. Hey, it worked for Back to the Future, The Matrix and Lord of the Rings - but I don't have any delusions of such wild success - I just need to get them into print.

 

I am working right now on a mongraph concerning inheritable objects, namely views and such, that in some ways do, and some ways don't translate into systems of scale. After all, once the data gets really big, the physics becomes even more critical. Any inefficiency will only get worse over time. Okay, that's my hook to pique your curiosity. More later!